14.6.09

Fanlingo: GQMF


As seen above, this recent bit of fanlingo has spread rapidly and has become overused to the point of mass confusion. Allow me to present to you:

The phrase GQ motherfucker was popularized by none other than the Star Trek XI fandom (read: the movie, not the old shows, you loser), specifically at the LiveJournal community ONTD_startrek. Due to the obscene amount of man meat roaming the halls of the Starship Enterprise, the film became an inevitable fangirl magnet. And like all good fangirl fandoms, man-worship soon commenced.

Mr. Zachary Quinto (a.k.a. "ZQ") was the first true object of GQMFization. Having appeared in the actual magazine multiple times, it was only fitting to give the man-vulcan the moniker. However, fangirls were certainly not intent to let a good phrase die quietly.


Chris "Captain Fine" Pine, Karl Urban, and even Mr. J.J. Abrams himself have subsequently been appointed the not-that-exclusive title. Really, no one in the cast, or in any fandom with vag-having fans/penis-having famed-people, is truly safe from being branded.

So, to those GQMFs out there, try to watch out for those ugly hats. And to my fellow Star Trek fans--thanks for the lingo.

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